英文幽默小故事,英文幽默故事
简短的英文网名有故事有:Limerance(纯爱)assmpsit(约定)Vincent-征服mature成熟freedom自由Insane。(疯狂)independence独立already°初晴Humble，1)TOMSEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow。
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Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue。Effie:Myauntwasveryembarrassedwhenshewasaskedtotakeoffhermaskattheparty。Mary:Why?Effie:Shewasntwearingone。ANailOrAFly?Anoldgentlemanwhoseeyesightwasfailingcametostayinahotelroomwithabottleofwineineachhand。
AmanaskingGod:howlongisamillionyearstoyou?God:asecond。Man:howmuchisaonemillion$toyou?God:acent。你看看这个Look,itsacat!Heisrunningafteradog。Whatishedoing?Hewantsgetthedogstail。
Thisismyfather。Hisworkinhard，Becauseheisadriver。Thisismymother，Mymotherdoesn。TheHareandtheTortoiseH:Goodmorning,Mr，Tortoise。T:Oh,it\syou,Mr，Goodmorning!H:Whatareyoudoing?T:I\mrunning。
